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Friday, June 13, 2008



Bizarre Scenes in Real Time

So anyway my folks and I went to look-see some outdoor landscaping specialists cos we will most probably be moving house and my mum wanted something with a garden. The statues and landscape exhibits were quite cool.. the classic rolling balls, buddhas faces, with running water and stuff. Of course I got bitten by mutherfarking mozzies cos that place is the epitome of stagnant water. I mean come on, the pond is the size of my room and there's a pump the size of my wallet at the far corner of the pond. There's bound to be stagnant water on the other side of the damn water feature. NEA, TAKE NOTE.


But then there are damn WEIRD statues. Like this one. Like who the fuck will buy this for their house right? The bugger looks embarrassed of his colossal mantool. It's the size of the fucking Sentosa Ferry lah can. And if you think HE's Embarrassed sitting next to a pond in someone's house with his dick laying on the pavement, check out his girlfriend:



SO anyway. The other day Daniel Tham and I were buying coffee from coffeeclubXpress on campus, and we noticed something interesting. It costs 2.25 for a single shot of espresso, and 2.75 for a double. So it makes sense to buy a double right? WRONG.


"One extra shot of EXPRESSO please. No, not the single. Just the extra. Thanks."
Like what the fuck is an EXpresso dude? It's a whole different coffee, and it's just 65 CENTS!

And to cap off this list of bizarre pictures, here's a picture of Auguste with a bottle of water on a Friday night. Goddamn it Ben, give that guy a beer for god's sake.





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