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Friday, August 31, 2007

Serving Tong.

This is totally hilarious!

For the uninitiated, Tong (Chee Kiong, as he insists the girls call him) is my boss.
I think the manufacturers of the tongs must know him personally. Cos only idiots think "serving tongs" can come without the plural. That's like saying: Please pass me my spectacle. My glass. You know, that thing I put on my face to see things clearly lah! NB!
So i figure it just HAD to be intentional. And as you can see, I'm learning to take photos sideways like my god daughter Steph. Hahaha, yes this is how silly you look! :P

CocoTaki is a damn funny game. You should go play it at Settlers.

The three cuties we had dinner with at Waraku in Central (the proper restaurant, not the weird pasta place). They were absolutely hilarious. Can't let the one on the left into my house though.. IPS one. Got to hide all my "legitimate" PS2 games first. Hide? What hide? I don't have anything to hide! *twiddles thumbs*

The one on the right is the cutie Andrea got to have dinner with before Settlers *hur hur hur. Sorry ah. Picture a bit blur. Shit, where did my chin go! *&%&^$##! midnight bak chor mee. KNN!

posted @11:44 AM
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Monday, August 27, 2007

Just HAD to post this.
This picture is freakin hilarious Nick! Wahahhahahahahahaha!
Although the guy smiling at the back is a bit... ahem.

posted @6:44 PM
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Wednesday, August 22, 2007


I decided to do an analysis of the pick-up lines people submitted for Stomp.com The Best Pickup Lines contest. Needless to say, some were cliched, others were just lame. Like for instance, how did this win the grand prize???

"You must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet."

If the woman actually found it a wonderful thing to be referred to as a broom, maybe she's a MAID.

This one had potential, but if the girl doesn't get the humour in it, then you're doomed:


Drag ur own chair and put it beside her and says,"Is this seat
taken?
"

And yes, he actually said "says" in the entry. This one is not bad either:

See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m
cute


By far, these were the lamest man... hope you guys had much success!

Hello, can I check u please? I think u have some super magnet
on u. I get attracted to u even when you're really far...

If i buy you a drink, will you return my heart back to me?

The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.

Hi! My dog just ran away. Would you be kind enough to help me
search for it together?


like whaaaaaaat???? hahahahahhahaa

posted @11:58 AM
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Tuesday, August 21, 2007

A couple drove down a country road for several miles,
not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument
and neither of
them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules,
goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied , "in-laws."



*sigh* when am i going to master the ability for responses like that, quick on the draw?
Paul Heelas emailed me to ask what happened to me. That's a good sign i think, that he's quite excited to work with me. I hope that translates to some cash $$$ incentive! The UK is bloody expensive. Think i have to import maggie mee if i go over.

Have a meeting with Saroja and gang later. Zzzzzz. At the least the evening is looking up. But then again, I've never really appreciated watching plays that were in Mandarin or some other chinese language and I had to read the subtitles at the side. It was bad enough when i was sitting in the front row of Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon and had to move my head right to left when the characters were swinging from the right to left of the panoramic widescreen, all while reading the subtitles from left to right. I think i mastered the art of reading subtitiles backwards to be more efficient, if anything.

posted @12:00 PM
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Wednesday, August 08, 2007

WAH LAN.



Are JC and secondary school students not getting proper guidance on the Project Work or what???? Today some jc kids emailed the ENTIRE freakin sociology department their interview questions. How fucking indescriminate is that???? To make things worse, the so-called interview questions were practically their research questions, not even proper interview questions. In other words, if any one of us answered the questions (and they asked us to do so with "sufficient elaboration"), we would have actually done the entire project for them. What do we get in return? They would be "immensely grateful". How sweet.

Another group from our -ahem- "ivy league" boys' schools came to conduct a face-to-face interview with my colleague. Didn't even introduce themselves nor their research project, just that it's "...something about class and stratification", and promptly conducted the interview with a video camera. When asked why they needed the v-cam, they said: "for recording purposes". Like helloooo... that's like "why do you want to buy a drink from the shop?" Ans: "Because I want to drink." KNN! In the end, they admitted that it was actually for a documentary, NOT for mere "recording purposes". Didn't even bother asking for permission. In the end my colleague demanded they erase the recording and not use his interview in their research.

Where's the fucking research ethics? My God! What the heck are the schools teaching???? the syllabus is disturbingly inadequate and slipshod. They're going out there to do project work but without any fucking clue what they're doing! I sincerely hope that these are just isolated cases. But judging from the numerous emails we've been receiving in the past few months, i seriously don't it.


posted @5:11 PM
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