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Wednesday, August 22, 2007

I decided to do an analysis of the pick-up lines people submitted for Stomp.com The Best Pickup Lines contest. Needless to say, some were cliched, others were just lame. Like for instance, how did this win the grand prize???

"You must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet."

If the woman actually found it a wonderful thing to be referred to as a broom, maybe she's a MAID.

This one had potential, but if the girl doesn't get the humour in it, then you're doomed:

Drag ur own chair and put it beside her and says,"Is this seat
taken?"

And yes, he actually said "says" in the entry. This one is not bad either:

See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m
cute

By far, these were the lamest man... hope you guys had much success!

Hello, can I check u please? I think u have some super magnet
on u. I get attracted to u even when you're really far...

If i buy you a drink, will you return my heart back to me?

The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.

Hi! My dog just ran away. Would you be kind enough to help me
search for it together?

like whaaaaaaat???? hahahahahhahaa

posted @11:58 AM
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