Friday, June 22, 2007
The MM Concert 2007
Fanks y'all for the happy memories.Tuesday, June 19, 2007
Goodness. Whatever will they think of next?
First, they paint a fly on your urinal so that idiots can aim at it and increase the chance of not peeing on the floor or the rim, much to the chagrin of everyone else who, by the way, do it themselves in selfish retaliation. And someone please tell me how people actually manage to pee
on top of the freakin urinal??? Sheesh.
Mummy, are there really people out there with dicks on their faces? I don't think this idea in the picture will work though... people might end up
laughing or get a
hard-on, and you know they'll end up peeing all over the place
anyway. Which man actually wants someone watching, male or female, when he's having a pee??
Hellooooo... perve alert!
Reminds me of a documentary I saw on TV about some shop in the red-light district in Japan where there are pictures of females in various positions on the wall, with a hole either where her mouth or vagina is supposed to be. So you pay the many, many
yen, whip out mister happy, put it in the hole, and let the lady - or so you think - in the hidden corridor behind the wall work her magic with her little hands. The shop owner is
so considerate... he even installed
metal bars for the customers to hold on to (seeing how most of them are very old Japanese men and may need to hang on to dear life...)
To add to the perve, check
THIS out. Although they only ship within Japan, apparently you can get them to send it to our very own vpost in Japan and they'll send it here for you. It's a whopping S$1,700. I suggest you go to Geylang - at least 17 times assuming its S$100 a pop - if you're
that desperate.
I guess I answered my own question in this post.
Friday, June 15, 2007
Everyone I know is getting married.
