Tuesday, March 20, 2007
It's been a hard week:
So gimme your ball and a hug too, thanks
Let's see... i'm eating sausage mcmuffin with egg MEAL.. in my office, on a Tueday. Why is it these fukwits don't have sausage mcmuffin withOUT egg MEAL? Do they feel it's the sin of omission or what?? Got damn it i like my sausage mcmuffin pure. I'm a purist when it comes to food. I eat things pure. That is, purely junk. Am I making sense (of society)? Can you tell that i've been in the office too much? I need a vacation. I need sunday morning. Where O Where has my sunday gone? Bloody Arsenal lost again... fucking Aliah-dee-air missed an absolute sitter. Cock head! Fucking commentator can't even pronounce him name some more. Very difficult MEH?? Useless!... but at least Andy Johnson scored. Always a dilemma for me when they play Everton (cos they're my fav "underdog" team). *sigh
But i digress. Reminds me of the time my uncle who is rather gay-ish and into low carbo diet (although these days he's lapsed into being more realistic) wanted to buy chicken rice and he said he only wanted chicken no rice. The Chicken rice guy (henceforth referred to as "Chickie") wanted to charge him $4 and give him a plate of chicken, but my uncle said "no, just the $2.50 chicken rice, same amount of chicken, even if it's 3 small pieces, that's fine. Just no rice." And Chickie didn't want to sell it to him. I'm like... wtf right? So he said ok, just give me the $2.50 chicken rice. When my uncle got his order, he took an empty bowl, put his 4 pieces of chicken inside, and chucked the rice back in Chickie's face and said "nah, you waste rice, you throw for me." Damn fool!
So ya, then point is, they should have sausage mcmuffin MEAL ... and hold the egg.
