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Wednesday, March 28, 2007

The Attainable Tong-ian Checklist

A Comprehensive checklist to your evolution to the dark side of the force.
This lists the do-able tasks you must undertake to become a full-fledged Tong-ian
(biological incidences of the small hand variety are considered un-doable).

1. Study Sociology/Anthropology - a
2. Major in Sociology of Religion - a
3. Learn the native call ... "Ooorrrrhhhhh!" - a
4. Drink at the Guild almost everyday from 5pm - a
5. Get a pinched nerve that renders your left arm totally useless - a
6. Blame everyone around you for your pinched nerve - a
7. Become Dean. Get kicked out of dean's office
8. Take students salsa "dancing"
9. Send people to do your fieldwork, publish, then bitch about people who critique you for it.
10. Be a single-handicapper
Oh no!!! Fuck man, I'm on my way... this KNN pinched nerve! It's all Grace's fault... make me carry her stuff *grumble...

posted @3:52 PM
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