Tuesday, September 05, 2006
That's just fuckin' sway.

The beloved croc hunter is dead. I passed by the zoo he reside(d) in when i was in australia and we were just saying how cool it would be to just go there and watch his silly antics. Then he had to get killed by a fucking stingray. Wor ka li kong ah, if i were there i take that fucking stingray and make BBQ. Can sell at least $15. Kah nee nah si stingray. Buay tahan. I don't think its Sharks that have started more frequent attacks on humans. All the reports come from australia. This fuckin confirms it. It's not sharks. It's AUSTRALIAN marine life. Soon the aussie tuna and marlin will head in-shore and kill more naked sunbathers and surfers. Just you wait.
He'd probably say "Croc's Will". Lan jiao crocs Will lah! The chee bai stingray killed you man. Decided to whip his tail and stab you through the heart. Maybe the stingray loved you. You didn't love her back. You heartbreaker. How to not believe in Karma?
Just damn fuckin sway.