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Sunday, August 06, 2006

The 4 things we really do at conferences...

Lesson #1: Be a Kaypoh then laugh at other people's ideas.
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... before using those ideas to make yourself sound smarter.
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Lesson #2: Learn how to be un-Singaporean and eat at roadside stalls - diaorrhea-free and damn full up, all for just S$1.
*Hint*: Go with old(er) people so the auntie thinks you're a young boyboy or gurgur and gives you more stuff for free.
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Lesson #3: take photos with the local girls...
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... or gang up with an aussie and go wild with a bunch of titty-looking things. Think the second one more fun. Seriously.
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Lesson #4: Take a photo and get intimate with Prof. Kwok Kian Woon...
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... and have a casual smoke afterwards.

Any questions?? *smirk*

posted @3:13 PM
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