Sunday, July 09, 2006
Had to go grab a six pack from the NTUC, but the gym was out of order. To make things worse, the rain was really wet today and i had to carry an umbrella. And you know how
ta ma de it is for me to carry an umbrella. Mum says it's a macho thing. I just think hey i've got my friggin iPOD in one had, my gate pass and 20 bucks cash in the other, and i've got to carry groceries from the freakin supermarket and my fcking shorts has no pockets, should i still carry a godamm umbrella? What next, balance on a ball and juggle bowling pins will a colleague runs up and puts his head in a lion's mouth? whee mummy look a trampoline! BAH.
Couldn't find the damn beer
where it should have been. Which is wherever i randomly selected an aisle and stopped to stare at the shelves there. So i cautiously ask the lady at the counter for a six pack of Tiger beer instead, and she gives me one of those looks, as if to check if i am of age to buy liquor. Later i realise that she was wondering if i was eligible for the senior citizens discount. MAN, Like do i look THAT old to you? I had a shave this morning. Hey, some 8 year olds have bellys as big as mine ok?? uh.. hmmm.
Had an interesting conversation with uncle kels this afternoon. Of course, he repeats his jokes so i heard it again at night when my "adopted" bro and sis came over for dinner... BUT anyway - especially
IAN, this is for YOU!
Kel: Do you know why women always win an argument?
Shane: No why.
Kel: Cos they aren't tied down by the burden of LOGIC.
wahahahhahahaa... no offence to the women. There are plenty of men jokes too and i bet you girls know all of them too! Fair is fair. :P
