Monday, June 05, 2006
YaMAhaaaaaaaa.a. CRASH..poooof... bump... splat. OOOo that felt guuuuuudddd...!The new safety bike ASV3 from Yamaha... an airbag pops out from under the seat to protect your b...um, crown jewels in an accident. Now seeing how like SO "MANY" peeps - maybe
2 people out of 3
billion - who are involved in bike accidents split their groins on the front of their bikes, what use is this shite???!? I'd think a parachute or a cord that slows your over-the-top flight (especially for pillion riders) would be a better idea! Or this kind of airbag for peeps who ride BICYCLES cos of the high bar that almost every guy has experienced grinding during a sudden jam-break... ouch! Maybe ASV3 stands for Advance Sexual vehicle (3)... to give you that nice cushiony feeling. Some manufacturers seriously have too much time on their hands.
Also...

Durex "Little Gem" G-spot stimulator!
.... and please tell me these things don't look like freakin phasers out of star wars... more like toys for the boys... hmmm maybe a concept not too far off! By the way, for those interested, they're selling it at Watsons for
$160 a piece... and when you're not using it your boyfriend/husband can use it to blast Klingons and nasty neighbours to minute particles.