Monday, May 15, 2006
You want BANANAH???Today i took taxi to a lunch appointment. The driver was an ah pek who kept talking to me about traffic and weather (it being heavy and hot) when he turns around and says "you want BAnANA?". And i'm like... kwa simi LJ??? So i said uh no thankew uncle.. then he GIGGLES like a giddy schoolgirl. Wah lau eh! I tell you ah, SinGApore also got GAP leh. Simi GAP ah? Not the ang moh version of Giordano leh. i'M talking about si GAY AH PEK lah!!! Then HOR, he keep putting his hand on the back of the front passenger seat, which is like DAMN near my leg lor.. kah nee nah if he touched my leg I was all set to karate chop his face man.
Then nebermind ask one time also swa lah, HOr? But NO! Must ask again, "YOu want BANANAH???" This time he pulls out this fcking yellow short banana and strategically placed it on his lap NEAR where HIS real BANANAH was lah! Wa lau eh! Wor kah li kong ah, si gay ah pek ah damn buay kan one leh. Some more when i getting out of the cab He want to give ME 50cent to drink kopi! Siao la! Usually passenger give taxi ah peck 50 cents for KOPI this siao ah pek want to give me lim KOPI! Kana SAI lah.
Buay tahan LEH.
